How would you like to be an egg?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 14:12:49

How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys
But worst of all..
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay,
Oops....I mean day!!!!!

Post 2 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 14:16:07

Hmmm! Nope! Don't think I'd like to be an egg, thanks all the same, lollol.

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 15:28:30

lol brian. think i'll stick to a mortal

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 17:53:33

LOL, funny

Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 18:32:20

I'd rather not be an egg, thank you. lol

Post 6 by Harmony (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 28-Sep-2007 6:32:55

I'd rather stay as a person than an egg. I guess it would be quite boring.